Dorky Pig isn't very bright. He thinks every day is his birthd..., umm, I mean "B-day". And every time the chocolate bunnies throw him down the bottomless pit, he magically reappears the next day. He must have found a hidden cave that leads back out.

Normally he runs around naked in just a bow-tie and his b-day suit, singing "Happy B-day to me". But recently he's been seen wearing a shirt and jeans that look suspiciously like the ones Joe Jokinz was wearing on the day he went missing. When asked where he found them, Dorky only says that they were a B-day present.